April 29, 2007: Random Celebri-thoughts

I didn't read magazines or watch much TV this weekend, but just from the little I did, I learned way too much about people I don't need to allow into my mind. Call it celebri-spiraling by CNN crawl.

But too late to put these nuggets back into the box. Media sound bytes let the horses out of the gate. As I write this, here are the questions going through my mind:

• Will my friend Brooks really need to have such drastic surgery?
• Are Alec Baldwin and Rosie O'Donnell friends or what? "The View" appearance was so oddly orchestrated.
• Does Bush really plan to work with Dems on the Iraq funding and, if so, why is he still grandstanding?
• When will the "Katie Trapped by Scientologists" headlines ever end?
• What should I get my mom for Mother's Day?
• Why does Jane Fonda seem so pissed off in interviews?
• Will "The Bachelor" one day regret making out with ten women on his show, captured on tape for all time?
• Are Hillary and Barack frenemies?
• Why hasn't Larry B. called me back? I know there's the "having a kid" issue, but still...
  
• What do I need to do to get my next writing deadlines in order?
• What's the real story behind the cozy Bruce Willis, Ashton Kutcher, and Demi Moore shared vacations?
• Will life be found on this newly discovered planet that supposedly resembles earth in some ways?
• What are the answers to these little mysteries?