April 19, 2007: New Celebri-spiral Reality Show! Raising Danni-lynn Annagurl Birkhead
Oh come now. Did you really, really think this was over? It's not over. It's just beginning.
I am going on the record today with a prediction. Within three months, a deal will be inked for a new reality series based on Larry Birkhead raising his and Anna Nicole's baby daughter.
Possible series titles:
1. Attagirl, Annagurl
2. Daddy Blondest
3. Daddy's Not a Professor (with Juliet Mills as the nanny)
4. She's a Rich Girl (with theme from Hall & Oates)
5. Fathers Know Best (with Howard K. Stern as "Wally")
6. Larry, Ho, and Cutie
What would you name the show? And will you send me a dollar in the mail if my prediction is correct?
I hereby make a promise to never watch it, not once, ever. How do you feel about it?