April 28, 2007: Well, Butter My Ass and Call Me a Biscuit. Look Who's on Celebrity Fit Club!

This season's cast includes Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch), Dustin "Screech" Diamond (Saved By The Bell), Tiffany (pop star), Cledus T. Judd (country music artist), Da Brat (Hip Hop Artist), Ross "The Intern" Mathews (The Tonight Show), Kimberley Locke (American Idol) and Warren G (rapper).

So much 2nd tier celebrity TMI that I did not need to know, where to begin???

• The world of teen star Tiffany was not roses, people. Shopping mall appearances mean fast food lurks everywhere. Pressure, pressure, pressure.
• Why are you so angry, Screech? Already, the amateur porn producer is not winning friends, but in this celebri-world we live in, the badder he acts, the more popular he might become.
• Marcia, Marcia, Marcia: fat, fat, fat, but she is going to win this thing. I can tell. The TV Land awards put the fear of God in her, and she wants a career back.
• Kimberly Locke is addicted to pizza. Well, butter me a biscuit and call Columbo. The mystery is solved.
• Da Brat is now close to appearing on more reality shows than anyone else.

Still, I wish someone would pay me to go to a Spa, even with these people. When you are envying anything about Screech, something is wrong.