April 18, 2007: Global Bollywood Celebri-spiral

So glad to see the world has its priorities in order, as lawyers file suit against Richard Gere for his showy Hollywood kiss of an Indian actress.

It's not like he peed on her, people. Dammit, this is what I hate most about celebri-spiraling; that is, my misbegotten need to defend celebrities like Richard Gere, whose worst crime is a showman's eagerness to hog the spotlight.

So when will the American Gigolo references start? Blogosphere, I am waiting for the predictable moment that I know will come.

Please, global rioters, I beg of you, let love lift us up where we belong.

And celebrities, please think twice when traveling. No liquids, weapons, or PDA! When will the violent kissing stop?