April 10, 2007: Larry and I Have News!
Celebri-spiral Special Alert! Based on today's DNA hearing, my boyfriend Larry Birkhead and I will be raising Dannielynn (and changing her name) in WEHO.
Photographers captured the happy looks on our faces as soon as the verdict was announced (That's me hugging our new nanny, and Larry outside court).
Once Larry and I get home, her new name will be Tiffanylynn Annagurl Birkhead-Singleton.
Larry and I couldn't be happier. We're staying in tonight, redoing his highlights and working on our joint blog post.
We're tired of hugging Howard, so we're friend-tiering him. He is soooooo D-list as of now. Virgie is celebrating with a Big Mac, fries, and a box of Cheez It. She can't wait to take T-lynn to Payless Shoes for some shopping, and then to Wendy's for the Virgie special: fries dipped in a Frosty. Yeah, that will happen. Back to Texas with you, Granny Clampett!
posted by Dave Singleton @ 2:26 PM
12 Comments:
Thank you, thank you, thank you, C-S for the biggest and best laugh of my day. And that is saying something considering I watched the Imus/Sharpton 20-minute segment with Matt Lauer on Today this morning. And by the way, congratulations on inventing the name Annagurl--my new teacup Pomeranian thanks you. All my love and luck to you, Lar and the gang in WEHO...kisses...
Does this mean we finally have closure on this crew?
Oh hell no..not with the nasty Virgie on the hunt for $
hahahahahaha.
p.s. -- your nanny looks like trouble. you better get her under a tight NDA, so you and larry and all your annagurl babies can finally have some peace.
Oh my Lord. You're Larry Birkhead's boyfriend? So are you the one supporting him financially through all this?
Please keep us posted on your new life together. Beautiful couple. Beautiful, if cracked-out baby. Beautiful new life together as gay power couple. Bless.
Dave, I am so happy for you and yours. Please let me know where you're Registered.
We're registered at Mitchell Gold and Baby Gap. Thanks.
Is Bobby Trendy going to design the nursery? I love hot pink faux shag bumpers more than anything!
OMG that was the best episode of the Anna Nicole show, when that little queen told her he was high end and his "furnishings" all came apart at the seams and/or unglued (literally).
OMG How pissed is Larry Birkhead that he's not on TV every minute.
After about 10minutes I have her cunt as smooth as a babys butt. Pulling his pant over his butt crack Ziggy pointed atthe Death by chocolate cake That one Steffy itlooks scrumptious I wouldnt mind having sex on thatcake.
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After about 10minutes I have her cunt as smooth as a babys butt. Pulling his pant over his butt crack Ziggy pointed atthe Death by chocolate cake That one Steffy itlooks scrumptious I wouldnt mind having sex on thatcake.
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