April 2, 2007: GOP Hooker Du Jour Causes Celebri-spiral

While I am celebri-spiraling this week in, around, and about Washington, D.C., can we note this ridiculous exchange between Radar Magazine and Matt Sanchez, the GOP's latest sleazy male hooker with a heart of gold-crack?

This is from my friends at Gawker, which just this week invited me to become an official poster, thereby ensuring many more celebri-spirals to come:

Today, Radar gets with Matt Sanchez, the adult film actor turned adult GOP mascot. (Both careers require someone to have some fingers in him!) It gets really weird. For one:

Radar: "Are you not attracted to men anymore?"
GOP Hooker Du Jour: "I never said I was in the first place. Gay men are like fundamentalist Muslims. If you leave their religion they have to send out a fatwa and demand your execution."

Fatwa, my ass. I'd go to his tongue-ectomy, though. I am proud of my fellow Gawker posters who IMHO outdid themselves on the subsequent comments.