May 29, 2007: Hi-ho Hi-ho It's Off to Rehab, Lilo

Every major news outlet is claiming that Lindsay Lohan is headed to Promises, where Britney supposedly got her sobriety and hair back.

This after Lilo was photographed passed out in the front seat of her SUV two nights after being arrested on suspicion of DUI.

She's not going down without a fight, but how true of addiction.

The Lilo news is presented in an equal time slot with President Bush finally addressing the horror in Darfur (it's about time) and Hillary Clinton being taken to task on the campaign trail for possible not reading all intelligence reports about Iraq before casting her vote regarding the war.

Can anyone say "priorities?"