January 9, 2007: The Tale of Fat Ass, the Sad Figurehead, and that Poor, Pathetic Man

What a wallow for celebrity addicts! Just when it couldn't get any more ridiculous or insipid, the so-called "feud" between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell heated up for Round Four.Now he's going after Barbara Walters, saying that she lied to both he and Rosie. I am riveted.

He's sick. It's brilliant. Read all about Fat Ass, The Sad Figurehead, and that Poor, Pathetic Man. Today the ladies united, high-fived and Babs called him "pathetic." Awesome! There must be a real lady justice, since she pounded her gavel and sent ratings for the new L.A. Apprentice to the slammer.

All I can say is: "his lucky, lucky wife." She gets this in all its bellicose, gross, faux glory.